“A Bit of Business First…” – Revolting Food Goes Hand in Hand with a Bad Situation

This entry is stretching a point, I’ll tell you right up front.

Have you noticed the reactions of characters being revolted by their food or drink and tossing it aside or pouring the drink out?

I was watching “The French Connection” and there is a scene where the cop, Doyle, pursuing the drug smuggler lord has to stand out in frigid temperatures across the street from the lavish, Four-Star French restaurant where the kingpin is consuming a seven course, exquisite meal. The cop is reduced to eating a warmed-over slice of pizza and some disgusting coffee. After taking a sip, Doyle exhibits a grimaced face reacting to the swill he is drinking and dumps it out.

Jump to “Lord of Illusions” where Scott Bakula is a private investigator involved in a perplexing case involving some brutal murders and The Supernatural. Backula is having a really bad day in the movie and is starving and gets a hamburger from a fast-food joint. He takes one bite, and makes faces and chucks the offending sandwich in the garbage.

What does it all mean? Maybe, an already difficult situation is being made worse by no comfort (or quality) received from the food: “Things are just not going my way. My food is also rotten”.

It could also be actors performing “a bit of business” in the course of the story. The character has the opportunity to react and act disgusted to display some acting chops.

The use of this device in “The French Connection” made sense because Doyle was drinking a 50-cent cup of bad coffee and we have the juxtaposition of the villain dining in the cozy French restaurant.

In “Lord of Illusions”, the burger is a more costly item to throw away and there is no irony in the bit being placed where it is other than it shows what bad luck the P.I. is having.

You can try and make sense of this one and try to figure it out if you care to.

I couldn’t find the exact clips I was referring to above at You Tube but have linked a video of Gordon Ramsey eating revolting food at dining establishments. Compliments to The Chef!

“Hand of Death” (1962) – Beastly Brevity

“Hand of Death” is called a science fiction/horror movie but based on its length, a measly 60 minutes, it might be better described as a long lost “Outer Limits” TV episode. Not knocking it but this movie is a whirlwind of scenes of lab work, human to monster transformation and chases. And then it’s over!

A doctor works on a nerve agent for the Military but becomes exposed to his own bad gas and it doesn’t do him any favors. You’ve heard of Leatherface? This monster should be called Rubberface. With his built-in tire treads across his face in tow, the progressively unhinged monster meets his maker in rapid fashion. What else would you expect from this quickie? Features the great John Agar.

Take my word. You’ll find something here you like.

“The Crimson Cult” (1968) – Some traditions never die.

An outsider travels to a rural English town to conduct business and uncovers an ages old secret. The town commemorates the execution of a witch centuries before. Our businessman begins to experience nightmares of weird rituals of which he is a participant and stumbles upon evidence of unwelcome intrusions into his room. Could it be that witchcraft practitioners are still active in the town and he is to be one of their unwitting sacrifices? I think you know the answer to that.

Enjoyable romp due chiefly to the presence of horror legends Boris Karloff and Christopher Lee. Both are very solid and, at turns, diabolical. Fitting. Also on hand for the fun are screen horror veterans Barbara Steele and Michael Gough.

“Bigfoot: The Mysterious Monster” (1976) – Best Bigfoot Documentary EVER?????

I love this documentary! This is a very cool mixture of documentary filmmaking styles examining the Bigfoot legend which are then combined with dramatic recreations of encounters with the mysterious hairy giants discussed by the witnesses. The hybrid style works! This thing will keep you engaged all the way through.

Actor Peter Graves hosts and looks very serious and, well, grave, throughout. His demeanor expresses the Gravity of the situation of our subject. His reaction shots to the scientific fellows examining and discussing evidence are priceless.

Actual recordings of Bigfoot vocalizations, footprint photos, eyewitness stories and the inclusion of the Patterson-Gimlin film are shown and debated. The recreations of the Bigfoot family unit frolicking and foraging are wonderful. Overall, a very well-done history and report on the state of Bigfoot research back in the mid-1970’s.

Distributed by Sun Classic Pictures, who put out a variety of documentary features in the 1970’s showcasing Nature or The Great Outdoors.

“The Upper Berth” – A Visual Adaptation

Very fine, very abridged visual retelling of the F. Marion Crawford classic ghost story, “The Upper Berth”. I first read this story in one of the old “Alfred Hitchcock Presents Stories to Keep You Awake At Night” or some such gaudy title. It was an excellent story and is well worth seeking out and getting the chills from. An adventurer finds that his cabinmate aboard a freighter may not be all he appears to be. He may not even be among the living. And there the fun really begins. Read the original story too!

This video takes a very cool, artistic approach to putting visuals to the words. There is a lot of material cut from the Crawford tale but this version truly captures the creepy atmosphere found in the latter part of the story. Nice black and white motion picture work with some frightening special and sound effects. Wellesian in appearance and maintains the haunted tone of Crawford.

“Reptilicus” (1961) – Regenerated Dinosaur Hand Puppet Destroys Denmark!

Miners uncover a piece of preserved dinosaur tail that ends up thawing in a scientific research facility. That ends up being an awful turn of events. The small bit of flesh soon grows and regenerates a complete dinosaur! The resilient reptile. Very soon, a full-fledged rampaging beast is on the loose and begins laying waste to the Denmark countryside where the tale takes place.

There are bits of this fantasy film that I find actually enjoyable. There is a travelogue of sorts that appears near the middle of the film that highlights some of the festive night spots and activities available for our heroes to partake in. Nicely done! The creature, Reptilicus, often spits out a neon green slimy mist at the Army fighting it off. The mist has the effect of dissolving the offending Army and its tanks, artillery and other weapons of war.

Budgetary and special effects limitations prevented not much more than a long neck attached to a vulture like dinosaur hand puppet head to represent the prehistoric beast, Reptilicus. We also see a wing-like appendage attached to the monster’s side but we never glimpse any limbs providing mobility. The beast appears to effortlessly glide over the landscape.

And, most importantly, what the heck is with the church bell sound effect that gets mixed in as part of the mighty monster’s roar? Unknown.

“Duchess”, The Stranglers (1979)

Another blast from the past. The amazing, original line up of The Stranglers in their music video for “Duchess”. Ah, they just don’t make them like this anymore and you may say that’s a good thing. But it does have a nice and gritty cinematic quality using those old ’70’s film stocks. Directed by old school music video maestro, Russell Mulcahy. Whatever happened to him? Time relentlessly passes.

Forgive me Lou for this awkward post

So trying to find some inspiration to make a post, I came up with possibly my weakest entry yet. But, let me say, that I spared you a review of “The Killer Shrews”, “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes”, “No Country For Old Men”. Take your pick. It ain’t going to be any of those. I’ll save those for Halloween time.

What I came up with was in response to a conversation I had with my wife. We are going to a Labor Day weekend wedding and she volunteered me to take pictures to produce a photo album to give the bride and groom at Christmas time. Of course, I protested and wailed that everyone else will be able to relax and enjoy themselves but I will have to be somewhat on the ball and work. Ahhh….

Lyrics came to my mind from the creative genius Lou Reed who once wrote, “some people like to go out dancing, other people like us, we got to work”.

And here is the song these words appear in, “Sweet Jane”. This is a filmed performance presumably from the 1970’s “Rock and Roll Animal” live record tour. Please note that the images and words clearly aren’t matching up in this song clip but it shows Lou Reed in fine form as the shaven headed, bleached blond imbiber of the time.

Enjoy!!!!!!

James Caan, RIP

James Caan was an energetic actor who had a great run of movie appearances from the 1970’s to the early 1980’s. Caan started showing up in Westerns like “El Dorado” and oddball psychological pics like “Lady in a Cage” and “Games” in the 1960’s. His acting fortunes took a turn for the epic when he was cast in “The Godfather” (1971). Playing loose cannon Sonny Corleone, son of Mafia Don, Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) showcased Caan’s ability to go from a (relatively) tranquil state to kinetic maniac in the wink of an eye. Such explosive acting pyrotechnics would continue to be exhibited in “Rollerball”, “The Gambler” and “Thief”.

Caan was an iconic 1970’s screen presence. His contributions to the Silver Screen will be remembered and respected.

Rusty’s Summer Special: A Collection of Strange Wilderness Stories – Part 1 (2022)

Another collection of strange stories submitted to Rusty West by his listeners that West combines into a creepy compilation of bizarre and spooky audio narratives.

These vignettes can be absolutely terrifying. A couple of stories from his prior collections have freaked me out and stuck with me.

Plus, I am a sucker for the howling wind sound effect backgrounds that Rusty has used many times in these videos. Wonderful!

The “Up Yours, High Gas Prices” Road Trip: Highway 50 through Nevada

If money is no object with regards to gasoline prices and you need to satisfy your wanderlust, then consider taking a road trip across Highway 50 in Nevada AKA “The Loneliest road in America”.

I have been on this highway a couple of times and I must say that there are some cool small towns and many historical sites along the way but there are also miles and miles of twisting, winding roads travelling through a barren desert locale. All in all, though, a very rewarding drive. Just don’t expect to see too many other vehicles along the route. Or gas stations. But that is probably a good thing.

Enjoy this informative documentary.

Chris Bailey of The Saints, R.I.P.

Punk rock progenitor, Chris Bailey, who sang and wrote for the Australian band, The Saints, has died. Chris definitely had a strong presence in my life way back when. We had a couple of Saints’ audio cassettes in the rotation for road trips: “I’m Stranded” and “Know Your Product”. The songs were some of our favorites, right alongside “Metallic KO”, The Stranglers, Motorhead, etc. Good music, good times. The Saints’ raw, guitar dominated sound was an influence on the punk purge to come in the music industry. Check out this music video which is introduced by artist commentary. Cool video!

“The War of the Worlds” (1953) – Pretty, 1950’s End of the World Yarn

H.G. Wells wrote the science fiction classic “The War of the Worlds” back in the 19th century and the setting was England. It seems that a civilization had evolved on the planet Mars and the inhabitants of that planet hatched a plot to conquer our planet. Falling stars land on Earth and reveal encased cylinders that house slimy Martian creatures and Martian war machines that proceed to decimate our world.

Along comes this picture to update the story to the United States in the 1950’s. The screen is filled with dazzling color film work and a different continent to disrupt and demolish. We are also subjected to some mighty wooden acting by our leading couple Gene Barry and Ann Robinson. The United States utilizes its latest military weapons on the aliens who are now operating evil looking flying craft equipped with a goose necked appendage that fires off a vaporizing ray.

There are plenty of histrionics in this science fiction actioner: two mighty military forces battling it out, explosions, heat rays, cities on fire, flying wings, atomic explosions, three eyed creepy creatures, shouting expressionless actors, pontificating egghead scientists, hardheaded career military minds ranting, blood thirsty mobs on the rampage, a war between two celestial bodies!!!!

Come to think of it, you’ll have a great time viewing this. Knock yourself out.

A varied collection of unusual movie and music video clips.