“Dawn of the Dead” (1978) – With These Zombies, it’s Black Friday everyday

George Romero continued the tale of the decimation of society by a zombie outbreak with this follow up to “Night of the Living Dead”.

Romero angled for social commentary more heavily this time showing a horde of zombies inhabiting a shopping mall and lumbering about all the trinkets and merchandise available in a multi store shopping mall.

There are comments from the still human cast about how the undead have returned to a place of comfort where they wiled away hours, buying and looking at products and shit, when they were still counted among the living. Consumerism is criticized but the mall setting in the film allows all occupants the ability to find life sustaining supplies and ample shelter.

We can muse over the pros and cons of the self-contained mall environment on this, Black Friday.

Or not.

“Beast of Yucca Flats” (1961) – Oh, Sweet Brevity!

This is a really short movie. A “quicky” if ever there were one. Not necessarily a bad thing is this case but if you can tolerate this mish mash, then you have earned a symbolic badge of honor for witnessing one of the worst films ever made!

Tor Johnson is a defecting Soviet scientist who relocates to the Southwestern Nevada region of Yucca Flat (s). The professor apparently is carrying secret documents that contain highly confidential information regarding Russia’s space plans for The Moon. Russian agents are sent to intercept Johnson and get the classified information back. A chase ensues and the scientist and his pursuers end up clashing right smack dab in the middle of the Yucca Flat test site, an area where atomic bomb testing takes place. Johnson manages to elude the agents/assassins but can’t get out of line of sight of a nearby atomic test. Johnson is slathered over with atomic radiation and transforms into a raging psychotic killer! The countryside is not safe.

Completely disjointed, ragged filmmaking effort. Probably a tax write off of some sort. Don’t miss the absurdist voice over narrator pontificate about the struggles of life and moral implications of this slice of storytelling sappiness.

Tor Johnson, a former wrestler, and he of gargantuan proportions, gives his usual somnambulist performance as a rampaging, twisted monster. (See “Plan 9 From Outer Space”).

Don’t expect to walk away from this one with anything more than loss of 70 minutes of your life that you will never get back.

Pete Sinfield, 80.

Songwriter, lyricist, Pete Sinfield has passed. Sinfield had an early involvement with progressive rock band King Crimson. Sinfield wore many hats in his years working with Crimson. He wrote song lyrics, helped out with the band’s stage rigging, made suggestions about Crimson’s branding, acted as the resident hipster, providing the other members with ideas about what to wear to fit the image of the times, and even contributed bits of playing EMS VCS 3 synthesizer to the group’s sound.

Eventually, he wore out his welcome with the band and went on to work with Emerson, Lake and Palmer providing more lyrics to their tunes. ELP’s bass player Greg Lake and Sinfield collaborated on Lake’s single, “I Believe in Father Christmas” and had a hit on their hands.

Other names he has been associated with include PFM, Roxy Music, Cher (!) and Bucks Fizz.

A hero to me in my youth. Rest well, Dear Sir.

“Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde” (1971) – Flippin’ Horror

In celebration of the November 13th birthday of Robert Louis Stevenson, the author of classic “Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”, we look at a derivation of that work with the shake and bake Hammer picture, “Doctor Jekyll and Sister Hyde”.

Stevenson wrote the tale about Dr. Jekyll who developed a serum that would transform himself into a more self-assured, sinister, promiscuous version of himself so that he might more easily pursue some of his “unstated vices and not deal with the shame”. Thus, Mr. Hyde was born. Hyde is variously represented as a savage, violent, night reveler. He drinks, carouses, hangs out with ladies of the night and raises hell: basically, a retro rock star!

In this Hammer picture, Jekyll’s dark side transforms into a female version of himself but who is no less psychotic and destructive than your run of the mill male Hyde. A lot of ruckus, boob flashing, blood and gratuitous murder is the outcome. Your typical Hammer picture!

Just as a side note, in “Edge of Sanity” (1989), Anthony Perkins played a Dr. Jekyll whose experiments with the human psyche led him to develop a serum that combined ether and cocaine and thus unleashed the Beast, Mr. Hyde. Had to throw in that little tidbit. lol.

A wild time! Stevenson might be amused.

Tony Todd, 69.

Tony Todd was recognized for his roles in the horror franchises “Candyman” and “Final Destination” and my personal favorite “Night of the Living Dead” (1990). Tony has recently passed away.

Tood gave a strong performance as Ben in the 1990 “Dead” remake. Thrust into a nightmare scenario, Ben attempts to figure out how the dead have suddenly reanimated and why they are trying to eat the living. Pretty grim stuff. Ben and Barbara occupy a remote farmhouse and attempt to zombie proof the place and ensure their survival. Todd is very good in the part.

R.I.P., Mr. Todd.

“House Of Wax” (1953) – Gummed Up Wax Works

Fairly lively horror whodunit which follows a familiar refrain: a talented artist is victimized by his shady business partner who sets their waxwork museum on fire. The artist miraculously survives albeit horribly scarred and then plots his murderous revenge in the shadows of society. “Phantom of the Opera” used a similar story line but had a musical composer who covertly got even with his enemies.

Vincent Price is fine as the unfortunate sculptor who opens a new waxworks emporium that now concentrates on sensationalism and horror to draw in the crowds. To get the enterprise up and running in a short amount of time, Price employs the recently dead bodies of tragedies and his own murderous hand to cover with wax and represent both current event stories and historical incidents and characters of a diabolical nature. (See “A Bucket of Blood” (1959))

My main objection to the film are the smarmy, wooden characters that Price is surrounded by. The hero and heroine and authorities on the case are a bit bland and boring.

Adding to the gaudy spectacle of the film is the usage of the 3-dimensional shooting process that was a popular fad back when this movie was made. The theater barker’s paddle balls hitting you in the face certainly would give you a stiff neck as you tried to avoid their impact! That being said, the scenes of the crippled Price madman stalking the heroine in fog enshrouded streets does provide some atmospheric, horror chills.

“Spooks” – The Three Stooges – 3D Slapstick

Our three favorite saps are schlepping this time as detectives and get a client who wants them to find his missing daughter. The boys take the job and go “undercover” dressed as pie salesmen (guess what’s coming? lol) to the area where the girl was last seen. It turns out that the dilapidated house they stumble into actually conceals a secret laboratory of a mad scientist who is intending to use the lost girl’s noggin as a brain transplant for his gigantic, bi-pedal, caged gorilla! Dr. Frankenstein is spinning in his grave!

This episode adopted the Fifties fad of the 3D process then popular in theaters. What you get as a result are two eye-gouging fingers shown going directly in the camera along with knives, pitchforks, water streams, and, yes, pies! Quick! Duck from the whipped cream laden pie before it splatters on your face, clothes, etc.

Not exactly “spooky” but great fun. Moe, Larry and Shemp, this time out, throw out the zany, zinger jokes and lay it on thick with the pies at the comedic shorts’ conclusion. Perfect Halloween fare!

“Event Horizon” (1997) – Hell In Space

A covert rescue mission is green lighted to rendezvous with the previously lost in space starship, Event Horizon, which has mysteriously reappeared near the planet Neptune. The pursuit is on to find out just where the massive ship has been spending its previous 7 years.

The ensuing journey uncovers a rather unpleasant foray into a world of unimaginable depravity. Having navigated a blackhole to use as a portal to a distant world has propelled the Event Horizon into a virtual living Hell In Space. The Event Horizon crew was sacrificed. Will the crew of the Lewis and Clark rescue vehicle assume the same fate?

Effective space shocker that doesn’t skimp on the horror elements. Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne provide a good adversarial duo. I know some of the special effects appear a little clunky as this was made in the days before full on CGI were integrated into Cinema. Try not to laugh and look past these as this film more than delivers on the chills.

“At The Earth’s Core” (1976) – Cinematic Comfort Food

Harmless, enjoyable fodder based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs vision of a habitable Hollow Earth that exists beneath our feet. Peter Cushing and Doug McClure are two adventurers who employ an earth burrowing contraption that propels them deep within the earth to discover a region previously unknown that is full of life! In addition to people, there are any number of monstrous dinosaurs and ultra vibrant alien fauna. McClure provides the brawn and Cushing the brains as they must work in tandem to free an oppressed race and find a way to get back alive to the surface of the planet.

Interesting set work and swashbuckling thrills are complimented with a large amount of special effects which in many cases are men in monster costumes barreling around the set pieces. A bit of a juvenile film exercise but never fear! McClure and Caroline Munro provide ample set decorations for the adults in attendance!

See also “The Land That Time Forgot”, and “The People That Time Forgot”, both also featuring McClure and a myriad number of beasties and extinct nasties.

“Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem” (2007): Two For The Price Of Dumb

I don’t want to discourage you from seeing this movie but bear in mind that when critics rate the various movies belonging to the “Alien” franchise, this title typically winds up being the lowest rated entry in the bunch. I would have to agree with this assessment. The whole picture is kind of tedious. You are essentially watching recreations of scenes from other Alien movies that were done much better the first go round. This is one of two “Alien/Predator” crossover movies where the title creatures hunt and fight one another and are nebulously connected through various scenarios.

This film kind of bugs me because the majority of it is shot during a heavy downpour of rain and the action takes place at night. And like I said, we have to relive a lot of the dialogue and monster violence which was handled better earlier in the franchise.

One highpoint of this film for me is when the evil corporation with ties to the concept of the Aliens as bioweapons comes out of the shadows long enough to coverup a messy outbreak of Alien infestation and human slaughter in a local population center and delivers some nuclear warheads to flatten the overrun city. Too bad it took nearly two hours for the concerned party to wise up.

“The Night Strangler” (1973) – Monsters Find Him

We first stumbled into rabid newspaper reporter Carl Kolchak in 1971’s “The Night Stalker”. Kolchak sniffed out a marauding vampire in fun town Las Vegas. His dogged pursuit of the truth and the dire implications it posed to the town’s populace were Kolchak’s undoing as the Powers That Be were decidedly opposed to his efforts. A coverup thus remains as such and Kolchak ends up ruined as a result. Kolchak is forced out of town but eventually blows into Seattle, Washington, trying to peddle his “bizarre” tale of vampirism existing in the modern age. He has no takers until he runs into old managing editor Tony Vincenzo who also got the boot from Vegas. Inexplicably, Vincenzo takes a gamble on Carl again and gets him hired to his Seattle paper. It isn’t long before a beast emerges from the dark, engaging in diabolical activities that Kolchak tracks down. It appears this time that an ancient alchemist is regaining his lost vigor and youth through the murder of young women in order to extract bodily fluids to combine with other ingredients to cook up an “elixir of youth”. Leave it to Kolchak to uncover these creeps or do they (un)naturally gravitate toward him?

Entertaining TV movie which continues the exploits of Carl Kolchak. Not as dread inducing as “The Night Stalker” but definitely engaging. Darren McGavin plays the character more for laughs this time out but his is a very endearing portrayal of the pesky reporter. Simon Oakland returns as harried editor Vincenzo and horror vet John Carridine plays the Seattle paper’s owner. Remember Carridine’s own turn as the undead vampire Dracula in the 1940’s? Haha! Dan Curtis of “Dark Shadows” fame directs.

“Beast From 20,000 Fathoms” (1953) – Science Unleashes The Beast

The Beast Unleashed in question is the unknown impact and power of the Atomic Bomb. It was on July 16th, 1945 that the United States detonated its first atomic bomb in a desert region near Alamogordo, New Mexico. This was a new weapon in the arsenal of US military forces. What destructive powers could be released by this furious weapon?

We get a partial answer to this conundrum in “Beast From 20,000 Fathoms” (1953). An atomic bomb is being tested in the Arctic Circle region. Its explosive power frees a frozen dinosaur embedded in ice. The creature is revived and finds an ocean route to New York City! There, havoc is naturally wrought as The Beast spreads death and destruction in its wake.

This movie is notable for allowing the talents of writer Ray Bradbury and stop motion animator Ray Harryhausen to share the screen.

Great Saturday afternoon fare!

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