“House Of Wax” (1953) – Gummed Up Wax Works

Fairly lively horror whodunit which follows a familiar refrain: a talented artist is victimized by his shady business partner who sets their waxwork museum on fire. The artist miraculously survives albeit horribly scarred and then plots his murderous revenge in the shadows of society. “Phantom of the Opera” used a similar story line but had a musical composer who covertly got even with his enemies.

Vincent Price is fine as the unfortunate sculptor who opens a new waxworks emporium that now concentrates on sensationalism and horror to draw in the crowds. To get the enterprise up and running in a short amount of time, Price employs the recently dead bodies of tragedies and his own murderous hand to cover with wax and represent both current event stories and historical incidents and characters of a diabolical nature. (See “A Bucket of Blood” (1959))

My main objection to the film are the smarmy, wooden characters that Price is surrounded by. The hero and heroine and authorities on the case are a bit bland and boring.

Adding to the gaudy spectacle of the film is the usage of the 3-dimensional shooting process that was a popular fad back when this movie was made. The theater barker’s paddle balls hitting you in the face certainly would give you a stiff neck as you tried to avoid their impact! That being said, the scenes of the crippled Price madman stalking the heroine in fog enshrouded streets does provide some atmospheric, horror chills.

“Spooks” – The Three Stooges – 3D Slapstick

Our three favorite saps are schlepping this time as detectives and get a client who wants them to find his missing daughter. The boys take the job and go “undercover” dressed as pie salesmen (guess what’s coming? lol) to the area where the girl was last seen. It turns out that the dilapidated house they stumble into actually conceals a secret laboratory of a mad scientist who is intending to use the lost girl’s noggin as a brain transplant for his gigantic, bi-pedal, caged gorilla! Dr. Frankenstein is spinning in his grave!

This episode adopted the Fifties fad of the 3D process then popular in theaters. What you get as a result are two eye-gouging fingers shown going directly in the camera along with knives, pitchforks, water streams, and, yes, pies! Quick! Duck from the whipped cream laden pie before it splatters on your face, clothes, etc.

Not exactly “spooky” but great fun. Moe, Larry and Shemp, this time out, throw out the zany, zinger jokes and lay it on thick with the pies at the comedic shorts’ conclusion. Perfect Halloween fare!

“Event Horizon” (1997) – Hell In Space

A covert rescue mission is green lighted to rendezvous with the previously lost in space starship, Event Horizon, which has mysteriously reappeared near the planet Neptune. The pursuit is on to find out just where the massive ship has been spending its previous 7 years.

The ensuing journey uncovers a rather unpleasant foray into a world of unimaginable depravity. Having navigated a blackhole to use as a portal to a distant world has propelled the Event Horizon into a virtual living Hell In Space. The Event Horizon crew was sacrificed. Will the crew of the Lewis and Clark rescue vehicle assume the same fate?

Effective space shocker that doesn’t skimp on the horror elements. Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne provide a good adversarial duo. I know some of the special effects appear a little clunky as this was made in the days before full on CGI were integrated into Cinema. Try not to laugh and look past these as this film more than delivers on the chills.

“At The Earth’s Core” (1976) – Cinematic Comfort Food

Harmless, enjoyable fodder based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs vision of a habitable Hollow Earth that exists beneath our feet. Peter Cushing and Doug McClure are two adventurers who employ an earth burrowing contraption that propels them deep within the earth to discover a region previously unknown that is full of life! In addition to people, there are any number of monstrous dinosaurs and ultra vibrant alien fauna. McClure provides the brawn and Cushing the brains as they must work in tandem to free an oppressed race and find a way to get back alive to the surface of the planet.

Interesting set work and swashbuckling thrills are complimented with a large amount of special effects which in many cases are men in monster costumes barreling around the set pieces. A bit of a juvenile film exercise but never fear! McClure and Caroline Munro provide ample set decorations for the adults in attendance!

See also “The Land That Time Forgot”, and “The People That Time Forgot”, both also featuring McClure and a myriad number of beasties and extinct nasties.

“Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem” (2007): Two For The Price Of Dumb

I don’t want to discourage you from seeing this movie but bear in mind that when critics rate the various movies belonging to the “Alien” franchise, this title typically winds up being the lowest rated entry in the bunch. I would have to agree with this assessment. The whole picture is kind of tedious. You are essentially watching recreations of scenes from other Alien movies that were done much better the first go round. This is one of two “Alien/Predator” crossover movies where the title creatures hunt and fight one another and are nebulously connected through various scenarios.

This film kind of bugs me because the majority of it is shot during a heavy downpour of rain and the action takes place at night. And like I said, we have to relive a lot of the dialogue and monster violence which was handled better earlier in the franchise.

One highpoint of this film for me is when the evil corporation with ties to the concept of the Aliens as bioweapons comes out of the shadows long enough to coverup a messy outbreak of Alien infestation and human slaughter in a local population center and delivers some nuclear warheads to flatten the overrun city. Too bad it took nearly two hours for the concerned party to wise up.

“The Night Strangler” (1973) – Monsters Find Him

We first stumbled into rabid newspaper reporter Carl Kolchak in 1971’s “The Night Stalker”. Kolchak sniffed out a marauding vampire in fun town Las Vegas. His dogged pursuit of the truth and the dire implications it posed to the town’s populace were Kolchak’s undoing as the Powers That Be were decidedly opposed to his efforts. A coverup thus remains as such and Kolchak ends up ruined as a result. Kolchak is forced out of town but eventually blows into Seattle, Washington, trying to peddle his “bizarre” tale of vampirism existing in the modern age. He has no takers until he runs into old managing editor Tony Vincenzo who also got the boot from Vegas. Inexplicably, Vincenzo takes a gamble on Carl again and gets him hired to his Seattle paper. It isn’t long before a beast emerges from the dark, engaging in diabolical activities that Kolchak tracks down. It appears this time that an ancient alchemist is regaining his lost vigor and youth through the murder of young women in order to extract bodily fluids to combine with other ingredients to cook up an “elixir of youth”. Leave it to Kolchak to uncover these creeps or do they (un)naturally gravitate toward him?

Entertaining TV movie which continues the exploits of Carl Kolchak. Not as dread inducing as “The Night Stalker” but definitely engaging. Darren McGavin plays the character more for laughs this time out but his is a very endearing portrayal of the pesky reporter. Simon Oakland returns as harried editor Vincenzo and horror vet John Carridine plays the Seattle paper’s owner. Remember Carridine’s own turn as the undead vampire Dracula in the 1940’s? Haha! Dan Curtis of “Dark Shadows” fame directs.

“Beast From 20,000 Fathoms” (1953) – Science Unleashes The Beast

The Beast Unleashed in question is the unknown impact and power of the Atomic Bomb. It was on July 16th, 1945 that the United States detonated its first atomic bomb in a desert region near Alamogordo, New Mexico. This was a new weapon in the arsenal of US military forces. What destructive powers could be released by this furious weapon?

We get a partial answer to this conundrum in “Beast From 20,000 Fathoms” (1953). An atomic bomb is being tested in the Arctic Circle region. Its explosive power frees a frozen dinosaur embedded in ice. The creature is revived and finds an ocean route to New York City! There, havoc is naturally wrought as The Beast spreads death and destruction in its wake.

This movie is notable for allowing the talents of writer Ray Bradbury and stop motion animator Ray Harryhausen to share the screen.

Great Saturday afternoon fare!

“Fire In The Sky” (1993) – Whodunit/Alien Abduction Yarn

This may be one of those creepy tales that is best not to watch alone in the dark. Was that movement in the darkened room? What was that creak on the front porch I thought I heard just now? LOL! You know what I mean.

Travis Walton is a logger who is out at night with his friends and co-workers when they encounter a brilliant light in the sky. The group heads toward a better vantage point to investigate. Travis is a little too exuberant with his curiosity and jumps off the truck and runs to a spot directly under the uncomfortably close object. Walton is hit with a light beam issuing forth from the object and levitated skyward and then disappears! The credibility of the bystanders is then put under severe scrutiny by the legal authorities to determine if any foul play was involved in Walton’s disappearance. Foot searches are conducted, witnesses are questioned and administered lie detector tests, doubt is floated but the whereabouts of Travis are unknown. For all intents and purposes, it seems he was abducted by an alien intelligence!

An unsettling combination of a police procedural and a brief, nightmarish recollection of being bullied, prodded and injected with alien equipment in a grotesque abduction sequence.

Nice performances by D.B. Sweeney as Walton, Robert Patrick, Craig Shaeffer and perineal Old Pro James Garner add a lot of dramatic weight to the proceedings.

Walton insists to this day that he is telling the truth about what happened to him and The Aliens involved. It makes you wonder.

“Queen of Blood” (1966) – Hybrid Cosmic Horror

A very strange film courtesy of director Curtis Harrington. This film is by turns ambitious, clumsy, inspired, dull, beautiful, ugly, and creepy in atmosphere. Harrington compiles, at times, an epic space adventure that involves our world and the inhabitants of another planet.

It seems that Earth has detected an interstellar message that aliens are headed toward our planet to establish a meeting of the races. It is soon discovered that the aliens were waylaid enroute and crashed on the planet Mars. Earth dispatches a rescue mission to assist the downed craft. Our astronauts recover one living specimen but soon regret the encounter as we find out that the creature subsists on blood like all good vampire creatures. One by one, the rescue crew start to turn up deceased. The Outer space settings and Alien Race element combined with the horror element of the vampire-like entity equates to a hybrid fusing of two genres and thus we arrive at the term: “Cosmic Horror”!

This is an ambitious picture and it has a number of memorable elements. Harrington had obtained some footage from some older Soviet film productions of rockets in space flight and incorporated the film bits into this production. A real-life example of “found footage” being utilized in a movie made back in the 1960’s! Here the film is used in an attempt to keep down costs for the special effects budget. There is a rousing scene taking place in a large courtyard with the speaker’s voice loudly resonating through the assembled astronauts and facility workers. There are shots of the aliens’ planet and their eventual departure from their homeland. We see some scenes of the difficult traversing of the Mars landscape in an attempt to escape the harsh surface winds. There are also some unsettling scenes of the vampire using some form of mind control in which to ensnare new sources of “nutrients” on the spaceship. Florence Marley is simply otherworldly in her appearance and performance as the space vampire lady. Wow! John Saxon and Dennis Hopper appear as two of the rescue mission astronauts.

“Queen of Blood” has many engaging elements and will provide you with a scary and enjoyable viewing experience.

“Scream, Blacula, Scream” (1973) – The Restless Undead Never Are Truly At Rest

William Marshall is at his nocturnal pursuits again as Blacula, the vampire, in this sequel to “Blacula” (1972). The vampire this time out is at the end of his rope with his undead existence and seeks a way to eradicate himself from his vampiric tendencies. Blacula enlists the help of a voodoo practitioner, played by Pam Grier, to create a spell that can free him from his vampire curse.

Marshall exudes a debonair yet deadly presence and he can be an interesting and menacing figure when shifting into his vampire mode.

That being said, I can say that I found “Scream” to be less enjoyable than the first time out. Victims pile up, the police investigate but are unable to make heads nor tails of what they are dealing with or how to stop it and there is a driven, true vampire believer who tries to enlist the authorities’ aide but is castigated as a kook. Hey! Sounds like “Count Yorga” (1970). And I think that is where some of the issue with my boredom lies. We have seen it all before! “Yorga” heralded a mini new wave of bloodsucking villains in the 1970’s (notwithstanding Hammer Studios in England which had been churning out Dracula sequels and vampire yarns since the 1960’s!) that manifested in “The Night Stalker” (1971 US TV Movie), “Blacula” (1972), “Grave of the Vampire” (1972), etc. New blood was injected into the vampire tale for a new audience!

I still think that you should seek out “Scream, Blacula, Scream” and watch it. It is an overall enjoyable romp with the undead and provides us with the further adventures of the charming and monstrous Blacula character.

Donald Sutherland, 88.

Fine actor, Donald Sutherland, has passed. Sutherland appeared in a number of quirky movies but had a very relaxed, personable, acting style that ingratiated the viewer to the performance.

Take a look at “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” (1978), to see a fully fleshed-out performance by Sutherland as a character trapped in an impossible scenario who slowly realizes the inevitability of the apocalyptic situation he faces as it begins to make itself apparent. Great work!

Equally memorable are his strong performances in “Klute” (1971) and “M.A.S.H.” (1970).

Donald Sutherland will be missed!

Everest Has Been Conquered

It was 71 years ago to this day, May 29th, that Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world, was first summited by Edmund Hillary and Tensing Norgay. An amazing feat to be able to claim to be the first to get to the top of that very dangerous mountain. Over the years thousands have taken a stab at the Everest summit and, by this point, a thousand plus have summited. The challenge of enduring the cold, the wind, the high altitudes and its resultant tolls felt by the climber’s body and brain persist but it seems that due to the vast amounts of people making the trek, the mountain has become something of a mess. Trash has accumulated, human waste is in abundance, routes are clogged with human traffic and some of the less fortunate climbers who have lost their lives on the mountain litter the landscape as well. Oh, yes. And it is very expensive to share in the adventure. Everest seems to have been conquered by the sheer amount of human intrusion on its slopes.

Watch the video attached to get an idea of the state of Mount Everest in this day and age.

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