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STRAW DOGS – 1971 – HOME, SIEGE, HOME

Legendary boundary pushing movie.  What did it bend out of shape?  This movie is bursting with plenty of acts of extreme cinematic violence and nastiness.  Back in the early 1970’s, this Sam Peckinpah directed movie made censors’ heads swim.

Dustin Hoffman portrays a brainiac who marries a local British girl and elects to live with her in the English countryside to quietly do his work and make her happy.  The old house they live in requires a bit of upkeep so the couple decide to employ some local handymen to fix the place up.   Seems that Hoffman’s wife, Susan George, was  once involved with one of the “workers” and their continued flirtation leads to some very high levels of friction developing.  To say the least.

Hoffman, the cerebral, retiring American outsider is contrasted with the crude, “earthy” thugs who take his money, do almost no work repairing his house, and mock and humiliate him in front of his wife who, increasingly, comes to resent her husband for not standing up to these bullies.

The boiling point is reached when Hoffman takes in another outsider after he is accused of murdering one of the locals’ kids.  A liquor fueled gang gathers to take back, by force if need be (or not needed), the mentally defective man who they think killed the girl in town.  The siege at the timid Hoffman’s farm begins.  But Hoffman has a change of attitude after being forced into such a combustible situation.  He will fight back.

Beautiful country scenery is on ample display here and Peckinpah’s stylized ballet of cinematic violence plays out in a more logical fashion then in later films such as “The Killer Elite”.

Any way you look at it, you will feel drained by movie’s end.

Recycled Dialogue Part 1 – “What Is This Place?”

“What is this place?”  It is not as if we haven’t been here before or heard this particular line repeated over and over again in a multitude of movies.  I would have to categorize this sample of dialogue as one of the quite often imitated exclamations of myriad characters who become the mouthpieces of unimaginative script writers.  Call it dependence on cliché, simple laziness or a belated regurgitation of all of the media crap they have ingested over the years but this particular example of puzzled profundity pops up a lot.  Here’s just one example from one of The X-Men movies.  I remember that The Omen (1976) used the term but way back then the line of dialogue was a bit more fresh.

“HOEDOWN” – EMERSON, ELP IN THEIR PRIME

Another sad passing.  This time it is Keith Emerson.  A maestro and master of the keyboard instrument if ever one existed.  His bands included The Nice, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, 3, and The Keith Emerson Band.  Emerson fully integrated the newly emerging performance synthesizer into his already stellar piano and Hammond organ on stage arsenal.  A true virtuoso and legendary performer, Emerson’s style and compositions will continue to influence far into the future.  Seek out other clips on you tube and marvel.

FATAL ATTRACTION – 1987

Always a favorite Valentine’s Day view, “Fatal Attraction” documents a married man’s fling while the wife’s away that turns out to be the biggest mistake of his life.  Rather than obediently disappearing after their wild weekend, Michael Douglas’ love interest, Glenn Close, chooses instead to hang around and try to become a more permanent fixture in his life.  Of course, this was not a part of the plan in Douglas’ mind.  Close is very single minded in her pursuit and will not think of hearing “no” as a response in her quest top become Douglas’ primary love interest.  There is the matter of his present wife standing in the way.  Therein lays the dramatic conflict…Get ready for plenty of psychotic outbursts and general pandemonium!  Douglas is hilarious when trying to mumble and lie is way out of his current predicament.  Very entertaining flick!

LEMMY KILMISTER LIVES ON!!!

We have lost another Great One.  We now live in a world now without Lemmy Kilmister and that void will never be filled.  Lemmy was a well known, larger than life personality. He played a very distorted, loud, bass guitar with his rock and roll band, Motorhead.  He was also a key figure for many years in the space rock outfit, Hawkwind.  In the distant past, Lemmy was renowned for his large drug intake.  It probably is amazing that he lasted this long!  He was outspoken, crude, hilarious.  Lemmy was a true believer in the spirit and power of rock and roll.  He made a great career in rock music.  His unique guttural growl singing voice and his bass guitar sonic barrage were one of a kind and will be missed.  Have a good rest, Sir.

People Who Do Noise (2008) Full Concert Movie Documentary

Very sweet documentary covering people who shape sound in any manner or way they see fit.  Call these noise practitioners, the new Punks.  Some of those shown performing describe what they do as a new form of punk rock, a DIY mindset of artist creation, made with whatever musical instrument, effect pedal, electronic device or mechanical apparatus is at hand. Whatever label you put on these sounds, the end result is a collection of unique individuals who are producing, performing, and espousing noise.  It is all very liberating and refreshing.  Granted the documentary is seven years old by this date but the sonic attacks presented here remain vibrant and vital to these loud music abused ears.

STRANGE AND UNUSUAL CREATURES – WTF?

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With all the recording devices out there capable of capturing video and digital pictures, it may be but a short time before some substantial evidence of something truly weird will be available.  Have evidence of Bigfoot, aliens, sea monsters and the like already been obtained?  Check out this creepy little compilation of freaky, pixelated pixies of all stripes.  So many monsters, so little time.

LADY IN A CAGE – 1964

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Sickening 1960’s precursor to the “Saws” and “Hostels” of today’s sadomasochistic cinema.  An invalid gets trapped in her elevator after an electrical mishap shuts off the power in her house.  It’s not long after this that a collection of cruds break in to her place and indulge in unpleasant behavior.  A wino, a floozy, and a trio of psychotic hipsters make the place their own and spread the mayhem.  James Caan in an early, evil role.  Shot in very bland, claustrophobic black and white.  You’ll feel damaged by the time this thing is done.

ALIEN 3 – A NEW DIRECTION

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Alien 3 is not my favorite entry in the Alien film franchise.  After the kinetic pace and firepower of “Aliens” before it, this tale of the Ripley character marooned on a planet serving as a prison for male only inmates who have no access to guns, explosives, etc. was, to say the least, a letdown.  It was also in this David Fincher directed piece that people started fucking with the alien character itself.  We started to see the alien hybrid creature emerge which is meant to add to its character development as it can’t speak and deliver lines of a script.  In my opinion, it adds no interest to the story to see an alien burst out of a dog and to try and pick out the new features particular to this unholy mating.  LAME! Let’s also not forget that two pivotal characters from “Aliens”, Hicks and Newt, didn’t even make it out alive from the crash of the escape shuttle on the prison planet!  It was a very messy creative decision but that is how we started “Alien 3”.

It was thus a very pleasant shock to find out that Neill Blomkamp, director of “District 9” and “Chappie” fame, has been tinkering with a storyline that will follow on after the events of “Aliens”!  It will be like “Alien 3” and (the dreadful, don’t get me started, another review maybe?) “Alien Resurrection” never existed.  Hicks, at least, will live to face another alien challenge!!!  Blomkamp is not releasing a lot of details but Ridley Scott will be producing the new film and Blomkamp is writing and directing.  What an amazing development in my favorite film franchise!

REVENGE – 1990 – (NOT A DATE MOVIE!)

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Two of Hollywood’s most beautiful stars at the time, Kevin Costner and Madeline Stowe, engage in an illicit affair in this Tony Scott directed film.  The scorned husband of Stowe, Anthony Quinn, uncovers the truth and orchestrates an unremittingly grim beat down upon the two lovers.  Shockingly violent and ugly, this is a movie plot conjured out of nightmares and grim fantasies.  There are no hero saves the day moments in store, just a final, sickening realization within the main characters that maybe it would have been better to have just stayed the course and avoided the ruination of their lives that took place after engaging in the affair.  Another in a long line of movies that I have no desire to view twice.

HOLLOW MAN

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This updated retelling of “The Invisible Man” saga starts out promising enough.  A scientist donates his living body to his experiment and ends up turning invisible.  The trick is in finding a way to get him back to the plainly visible.  As the experiment goes awry, there is a momentary feeling of desperation for the scientist’s plight.  No solution seems to be forthcoming.  But that is where the dread ends.  Sanity fades and the scientist ends up going a little batty and begins to luxuriate in the mischief and misdeeds available to him if no one can see him.  Before long, he is completely following his own agenda and his fellow researchers become mere fodder for his evil acts.  The last quarter of the movie becomes ludicrous as the above averaged brained scientists commit the most stupid acts imaginable and completely play into the hands of the unseen menace.  In other words, a lot of these characters are there only to contribute to the body count.  This movie truly sinks into a formulaic chase/action picture and I can honestly say that I didn’t care if any of these saps made it out alive.   Check out the remake of “The Fly” for a memorable “mad scientist” flick.

LEONARD NIMOY R.I.P. – INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978)

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It is with a heavy heart that I comment on the passing of our very dear friend, Leonard Nimoy.  Nimoy proved to be a man of many talents.  Among his accomplishments were successful turns as actor, director, writer, singer, and photographer.  We all best remember him for his iconic portrayal of the Vulcan First Officer aboard the starship Enterprise, Mr. Spock.  The “Star Trek” role endeared him to fans and established his place as one of the most beloved fictional characters in the history of, well, the world!  Nimoy’s work as psychologist Dr. David Kibner in “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” is to me a beautiful showcase for the actor.  I find his character to be one of my favorite parts of this movie.  Seek out more of Leonard Nimoy’s artistic contributions.  It is fine work indeed.

CREEPSHOW – “SOMETHING TO TIDE YOU OVER” SEGMENT

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My favorite episode from the cinematic horror comic, “Creepshow”.  This movie captured the flavor of horror comics infamously represented by the line put out by EC Comics in the 1940’s and 1950’s.  There are flourishes of garish, saturated colors which permeate several chapters of this episodic anthology and some transitions from live action to cartoon graphics.  Genre heavyweights George Romero of “Night of the Living Dead” fame and writer Stephen King lent their talents to the weird goings on here.  This clip details a murderous act of revenge enacted by a jealous husband upon his unfaithful wife and her lover.  The tide turns on the husband as the recently deceased refuse to stay settled in their watery grave and reappear in a rather grotesque, bloated state to return the favor.  Nice acting turns by Leslie Nielsen and Ted Danson.  Nielsen losing his mind when confronted with the undead is rather affecting.