Category Archives: FAntasy films

Q – The Winged Serpent (1982)

Not quite a horror comedy but this film definitely has some satirical touches added by director/writer, the late, great Larry Cohen.  There is also a good supply of gore such as bitten off limbs and rains of blood from the sky above.  Two New York cops are in pursuit of a crazed killer who is enacting Aztec ritual sacrifice on people.  Why, you may ask.  The rituals will summon forth, Quetzalcoatl , an Aztec god of wind and air who could give the killer more of an edge in taking New York over by force.  So, the killings continue both on the ground and in the air.  Victims are beheaded on rooftops or carried away and saved as late night Scooby snacks.  A hapless criminal stumbles upon the feathered serpent’s lair and leads the cops there to set up an ambush.  It then becomes a modern day King Kong finale.

Cohen makes great use of urban location shooting to tell his story and has a lively cast to bring this thing to life.  David Carradine and Michael Moriarity gamely go along with the grisly goings on and provide needed spark to this film.  Decent stop motion effects for the serpent and lots of interesting aerial photography to show the beast’s point of view as it flaps around town.  Cohen had by this point in his career had the It’s Alive and God Told Me To films under his belt.  Cohen just recently passed away.  An always interesting talent!

 

 

Another Five Choices For A Halloween Marathon Movie Day/Night

When you get right down to it, there are a ton of potential choices for Halloween movie viewing marathons.  For the sake of brevity, I am choosing just five selections which will still take you a good day to get through so plan ahead to take the day off from your work or school grind!

  1.  Wolfen (1981) – a cop is assigned to investigate a series of animal attacks.  Is there a pack of werewolves on the loose in modern day New York?  Some creepy situations and a suspenseful story should keep you entertained throughout.  Albert Finney and Gregory Hines are the stars of this one.
  2. Attack Of The Mushroom People (1963) – OK.  This one is really freaky.  A group of young folk out on a boat trip have an accident and are stranded on a mysterious island.  They take refuge in another landlocked but larger ship.  The ship’s journal is examined and a warning is discovered:  don’t eat the island’s ample mushroom supply.  In order to survive, they’ve got to eat and it’s just easier to grab some of the island’s main staple.  That, as you will find out, is a big mistake.  Dripping with atmosphere and garish color, this is a must see shocker.
  3. The Thing (1951) – Science fiction film cornerstone that still maintains its freshness to this day.  An alien spaceship is discovered buried in the ice by an American military team stationed in a remote arctic outpost.  Although the ship is destroyed, the craft’s only surviving occupant is accidentally reawakened and is in a thoroughly pissed off frame of mind.  A last stand ensues as humans battle a formidable alien foe to the death.  Essential viewing!
  4. The Lost Continent (1968) – More whacked out material as a group aboard a doomed ocean freighter become stranded in the Sargasso Sea, a place of strange clogging and rampant seaweed and some cool matte painting shots of a ship graveyard.  Yes.  There have been others who have also unfortunately succumbed to the deadly area.  Attempting to find a way out of the morass, the ship’s inhabitants have a run in with a population of lost in time Spanish conquistadors who rule the region by force.  Also thrown into the mix are some oversized creepy crawlies who see anything on two legs as there next meal.  This is all great fun.
  5. Lifeforce (1985) – A huge alien ship is investigated by a team of astronauts from Earth and three seemingly human survivors from the other worldly ship are brought onboard the astronaut’s space shuttle.  One by one the human crew succumb to some bizarre malady with only a sole survivor who incinerates the shuttle and takes an escape pod back to Earth.  A rescue mission recovers the three aliens from the wrecked shuttle to the detriment of the human population as they come out of a dormant state and seek out our life sustaining energy or lifeforce.  A plague ensues on Earth as these energy vampires plunder our planet.  Epic destruction and carnage result.  Pretty entertaining!

So there are another five fine films that I would personally take a day/night to sit through consecutively for a perfect Halloween viewing experience!

HARLAN ELLISON – R.I.P.

Legendary science fiction and fantasy writer Harlan Ellison has passed away.  Call him an iconoclast, outspoken, a larger than life character who didn’t suffer fools, especially those he felt tampered with the integrity of his work.  He reached a settlement with CBS 40 years after his script for “Star Trek”-TOS, “City on the Edge of Forever” had been delivered to reclaim his share of the profits generated from his work.  He had more impressions on the television industry collected in his series “The Glass Teat”.  Acidic observations to say the least.

I count Ellison as an early influence in my life.  He was outrageous, profane, and definitely embodied a punk sensibility.  He didn’t take shit from anybody and let the world know it.  When I was maybe a teen or 12 years old, the years recede rapidly, I found out that Ellison would be in town at a book store reading from his latest work.  I got my dad to bring me down there and crowded in to the small store to be in the Man’s presence.  He read from his book and the profanity flowed.  It felt a little awkward with my dad there but he understood the content much better than I could hope to!  A good memory.

I highly recommend the novella “I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream”.  I reread it recently and it retains its nightmarish hold.  The idea has been a source of inspiration through the years.   Call it “Skynet” before it was known as such.  You’ll see what I mean.

Harlan Ellison was a great and influential writer.  Go find his stuff and enjoy!

“A Dream Come True” – (1963)

Twisted Russian fantasy film depicting a manned trip to Mars.  Propagandistic in tone in that Russian technology is capable of any space voyage/adventure in these films (see “Planeta Burg”) but the reality is that there was a long record of Russian space mission failures.  It seems that the plot formula in a lot of these films is that the homeland’s advanced technology delivers men to the Moon, Mars, and The Stars, but once there, things become unraveled and life or death situations materialize.  A drama is thus born.  There are no shortage of beautiful and eerie landscapes rendered in shockingly vivid color of the mysterious planet’s surface and a collection of weird, atmospheric synthesizer soundscapes of chirps and bleeps to accompany the strange sights.

The visuals, at times, remind me of Mario Bava’s “Planet of the Vampires”.  Not too shabby, in my book!

Break out the vodka and make it the main feature at your next movie night!

PREDATOR – “BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS!”

It is the week of the Fourth of July.  Why not round out the week by enjoying some glorious, cinematic firepower brought to you by “Predator” (1987).  This is a favorite scene of mine from this alien on the loose science fiction classic.  Nice gun play and explosions at the expense of the jungle.  The rainforest was never the same after this.

COUNTDOWN (1967) – THEY DON’T GO TO THE MOON LIKE THIS ANYMORE (OR AT ALL!)

Nice, likable fable about a race to land the first person on the Moon.  The Russians and the Americans are locked in battle again to be the first nation to get a person on the Moon.  The Americans opt for a barely space worthy civilian to represent the US in an effort to match a similarly progandistic move dreamed up by the Russians.  A last second flurry of preparation sends James Caan rocketing to the Moon with Robert Duval acting as his more experienced coach.  The whole thing is drenched in melodrama but don’t let that deter you.  You will likely become engrossed.  This is an early effort from eventually important director Robert Altman.  He apparently acted as a director for hire during this production and had to follow studio orders which did not sit well with him.  A few years later, he would take an overall more controlling grip in the creation of his films.  “Countdown” moves along briskly well and there are a few suspenseful moments on the trip.  The 1960’s era technology on display is eye opening and somewhat dated at the same time.  Watch this film at least once.

“GO, GO, GO!!!!” – NO SCRIPT CAN LIVE WITHOUT THIS CLICHE.

These days, I don’t think you will find an action movie that does not include the phrase, “GO, GO, GO!!!” screamed out by a character in full flight motion.  And you’ll probably hear this shouted several times more throughout the stock chase, pursuit, frantic action sequences that clog up these crazed action vehicles.  Is it an entitlement to the action film scripter to include this chestnut multiple times amidst all the sweat, smoke, fire and explosions?  I guess it must be.  Everyone else includes it.  Why don’t I?  It is most certainly a cliché lazily included because what else would someone say who is running away from or toward a calamitous situation?  How about:  How do I get out of this alive?  I am sure it occurs in a movie the likes of The Mummy Returns.  A lot people running around, shooting guns and cracking jokes at the same time.  Ugh.  BTW – DOOM (2005) is a main offender of this fine tradition.  LOL!

THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD – 1958 – TRAILER

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The 7th Voyage of Sinbad has to be stop motion animator, Ray Harryhausen’s, crowning achievement.  Sinbad sets out on a fantastic odyssey to retrieve the ingredients to concoct a potion to release his love from a spell which has reduced her to the size of a doll.  Many pitfalls and danger are met along the way, of course.  The cyclops has become one of the icons of fantasy creatures unleashed on the masses, at least in my world.  A sweeping, sprawling cinematic treat, this flick is packed with monsters, mystery, and action.  Great creature models and the best stop motion animated work ever done by anybody, in any age!