All posts by Andrew Swartz

I am a life long fan of popular culture. This web site is filled with links to clips of musical, movie, and media video clips of things I have found of interest over the years. I hope you find some of this stuff to your liking. Drop me a line and let me know.

“Monster of Piedras Blancas” (1959) – Pretty B&W Cinematography, Ugly Story

This is another one of those flicks I watched in my youth, 10,000 years ago, that frightened me. Watching it now, I am struck by the loveliness of some of the black and white film cinematography but bored by the dull goings on and the lumbering, costumed monster.

I now remember what creeped me out all those years ago and it has to do with the beast’s predilection to behead his victims. Never pleasant in any era. So, we have a giant sea monster that walks on two legs and apparently lives in a cave near a lighthouse. The lighthouse keeper feeds the beast, thus keeping it at bay from sampling the culinary delights of Humankind. Well, that effort falls short somewhere along the line and we have a rash of mysterious deaths in the area.

The ending of this thing is a doozy. I think a young Steven Spielberg must have taken some inspiration from the proceedings. When presented with an opportunity to kill the monster before it does in the cornered lighthouse keeper, the posse armed with rifles, refuses to take a shot at the creature until it has succeeding in capturing its prey. Brings to mind some of the latter day scenes from “Jurassic Park” where the dinosaurs are somehow more cunning and noble than their human counterparts and are able to admirably fend off puny Man. A digression, yes.

Still, it is a fun Saturday afternoon/evening horror viewing.

“Invitation To Hell” (1984), Wes Craven moonlighting gig

Wes Craven, creator of Nightmare on Elm Street, and Scream directed this ’80’s science fiction horror film for television. The money must have been right. The movie is a clear cut example of good folk versus evil folk and it has a somewhat annoying 1980’s sheen to it. Robert Urich relocates his family to his new work site and residence. It turns out that the influencers in the community all belong to a fashionable country club. Low and behold, the country club harbors a malignant force that guarantees success or failure in the suburban, gated community that the family moves to. Play Satan’s game or pay, essentially.

The science fiction element to this melodramatic farce includes a space suit Urich is working on that can detect non human life forms and withstand extreme temperatures. See where this is leading to? It is also equipped with a powerful laser weapon. Unfortunately, it is not used enough in the bizarro conclusion to this film. It has to be seen to be believed. Brings back memories of “House of Evil” (1978).

Good time waster, I guess. Craven cashed out bigtime!

“House Of Evil” (1978) – Plenty of Smoke and Broken Mirrors

I am trying to pinpoint the origins of how this movie was made. What haunted house film had come before that could provide “inspiration” to get this film produced? I have guessed “The Omen” (haunted in a different way) or maybe even “The Legend of Hell House” but I am not sure.

“House of Evil” is a mismatch of ghostly manifestations taking place in an abandoned mansion which has been recently purchased by a scientist as the site of a new research facility. A team of fellow scientists and assorted specialists join the professor in his new digs and then ultimately get offed in new and different ways through the course of this whackfest of a film.

The final moments of the movie are truly bizarre and, frankly, farfetched. A good way to pass a dark and stormy Fall night.

Without Warning (1980) – Titanic, Manic Acting

This alien on the loose in a small community film caper has the great advantage of having two acting legends as part of the cast: Jack Palance and Martin Landau. Add in their over the top characterizations, manic is a kind word, and this makes for a moderately memorable viewing experience. There are some nasty attack sequences by some flying nasties that clamp on and zombify their victims. The main alien actor is a towering apparition that appears closer to the end of the film to maintain some dread and mystery as to his purpose and appearance. Landau’s bug eyed recitations of conspiracy theories and Palance’s increasingly desperate attempts to contain the alien contagion are the true delights of this film and I recommend it.

The Terminal Man (1974) – Science For A Better Tomorrow

Author Michael Crichton made a career of fabricating yarns about scientific pursuits which are intended for the advancement and betterment of Man going horribly awry. Whether it be an unfailing belief in the infallibility of scientific advancement being a good thing and absolutely essential to our well being or just a catastrophic domino effect of good intentions and can’t fail scientific method crumbling into chaos, Crichton offered up a bevy of such cautionary tales about our experts overstepping their bounds with regard to natural order and development.

Case in point: The Terminal Man. This cinematic take explores what would happen if a psychologically damaged individual was administered a surgical procedure to curb his appalling tendency to succumb to seizure induced bouts of homicidal rage. Well, let us say, that it only makes things worse. Chalk up another big victory for science as it certainly meant well.

Great George Segal movie. He wildly swings from playing the weak, helpless subject of his laboratory masters to becoming a raging, menacing maniac. A modern day Frankenstein monster. Nightmarish.

May Segal rest in peace.

Monte Hellman, Dead

Monte Hellman was a director with three very iconic movies that can be counted to his credit: “Ride In The Whirlwind” (1966), “The Shooting” (1966) and “Two Lane Blacktop” (1971). “Whirlwind” and “The Shooting” were two Westerns which featured both Jack Nicholson and Warren Oates. Oates also appeared in “Blacktop”.

I can only recommend that you seek out these titles and explore their worlds of existential angst and sad depictions of idealized lives and dreams shattered in a moment’s notice. All these movies have achieved cult status as they demonstrate the bleaker side of life that can catch us unaware.

Truly absorbing work. Cheers to Mr. Hellman.

Charles Grodin, 86, R.I.P.

Eccentric actor and personality, Charles Grodin, passed away recently. There are two roles that I most strongly equate him with. One was as an opportunistic oil company executive who hopes to cash in on a motherload of an oil find in “King Kong” (1976.) Very humorous, comic performance. But I best remember Grodin for his playing of the newlywed schmuck who asks his wife for a divorce a day or two after getting married. “The Heartbreak Kid” contains this classic performance and it is linked here. It is a goodie!

The Atomic Submarine (1959) – What’s Under The Ice Is Not Nice

A black and white science fiction film from 1959 that asks the question: What is causing the disappearance of so many submarines in an area near the North Pole? A meeting of military experts convenes to try and come up with a plan to fins what is happening in the region. The nuclear submarine, “Tigershark” is dispatched to the area to investigate further. Be prepared for some crude but cool special effects miniatures work and a reveal of a USO, an unidentified submerged object, that is in fact a flying saucer. The military finds a way to temporarily subdue the alien vessel and board it! Things get a little farfetched at this point but, hey, this is speculative cinema! Anything goes. Some good face melting scenes ensue and a punctured giant eye. Will the Earth survive? Our resourceful military personnel will personally see to it! Very enjoyable viewing diversion. Worth a look.

“Horror In The Heights” – Kolchak Saves Humanity Again!

I think “Horror In The Heights” was the best episode from the short lived “Kolchak: The Night Stalker” TV series. I have discussed Kolchak in prior posts but I watched this particular episode again recently. It was scripted by Hammer films vet, Jimmy Sangster, whose screenwriting credits included Hammer’s “Curse of Frankenstein” and “Horror of Dracula”. Very good credentials, indeed.

A series of ghastly murders are occurring in a neighborhood primarily populated by the elderly. What worse is that the bodies show the signs of being partially devoured! Our fearless reporter, Kolchak, begins to sense that the killings are far from ordinary. He comes upon the realization that an ancient Hindu supernatural being may be manifesting itself in this particular Chicago neighborhood and continuing its distasteful habit of man eating.

Very atmospheric and creepy television work on a level far above most. I definitely recommend you view it.

George Segal, 87, R.I.P.

The very talented actor George Segal just left us. Segal was a good dramatic actor as well as possessed of comedic timing. Segal had a long career and certainly will be missed. I include a clip from “The Terminal Man”, an adaptation of a Michael Crichton book. This was a harrowing look at science and technologies meant for good potentially having a disastrous and deadly side effect.

The Monster That Challenged The World (1957) – Salton Sea Monsters

I just viewed this science fiction film from the 1950’s a few days ago. I admit that I was mostly entertained by this movie which eluded viewing until just recently but coincided with some articles I saw that illustrated the decline and fall of the Salton Sea recreational area located in the southern most part of the state of California, USA. Seems that this area was once a thriving vacation and resort spot before things got a little disgusting with the receding of this (basically) unnatural lake. The lake resulted as a collection of runoff of high water from the Colorado River in essentially a desert environment and was sustained for a time from diverted waters from agricultural water usage to form a massive, though reasonably shallow body of water. In its heyday, people bought property here and enjoyed the lakeside life but eventually, as the waters evaporated, the fish in the lake died, the smell of rot ballooned and the dust which kicked up had a very negative effect on the health of local residents. An exodus followed and relatively small numbers of people still occupy the area. Anyway, those notes aside, let’s talk about this movie!

A military base located at one end of the Salton Sea experiences a sizeable earthquake. The event triggers the uncovering of prehistoric mollusk eggs which become exposed to water and subsequently mature into beasties on the attack for food. This comes in the form of unsuspecting humans who become prey. It is the job of the military to neutralize the threat and ensure that said monstrosities do not encroach on nearby and outlying human food sources.

Nice stretches of the military and scientists combining to track and contain the problem. Also some very horrific moments where multiple female cast members are shown to have suffered similar losses of significant others and the devastating impact it has on their lives. These moments definitely caught me off guard. An interesting, mature touch not generally seen in these types of movies! Wow. This movie was very ahead of its time. Worth checking out!